Late

Yeah, my post is kind of late today; sorry about that. You probably don't want to hear the details, but here they are anyways.

I was late getting up this morning. Instead of getting up to lightning bolts flashing across my darkened vision, I woke to thunder crashing in my ears. We all know lightning is faster than thunder, right?

I was late getting dressed this morning. I'm not even sure how this happened, but my clothes started running away from me. And I wear skirts, too, so it's not even like they had legs. Maybe my socks aided in the jail-break. Or my shirt's sleeves dragged itself and the skirt away.

I was late getting breakfast this morning. I couldn't find any fruit, though I searched high and low. Then, silly me, I realized I was at home instead of college. And who on earth keeps fruit in their kitchens at home? Duh, Kaiti.

I was late doing homework. We've all been there, right? I don't even have to tell you what I went through with my dog.

I was late having lunch. It exploded. Created a crater half the size of Alaska. 'Nuff said.

I was late looking up Disney quotes. It turns out, the longer you wait to look them up, the more that get added. What's up with that? Certainly has nothing to do with there being a new movie released every time I turn around, right? Glad you agree.

Yes, I'm weird. Thank you for pointing that out. I had to come up with something to put here today, after all. Did you like it? Or am I too weird?

I attract purple elephants via telepathy. Just FYI.