Okay, so I know yesterday I said something about describing my own speech if I made it back to you today, but my speech completely pales in comparison to another one that was given. So I'mma talk to you about that one.
Don't Brake for Squirrels. That was pretty much her speech's title, or maybe it was the policy she was advocating. At any rate, she was magnificent.
She described how animals (squirrels especially, but also others such as moose that have become drunk off of fertilized apples or something) are out to get us humans because we have been invading their homes. To assist in proving her point, she used this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40kPEjZpM8M
Another source she used was a comedian, so you can probably guess how her speech overall went with us audience members. But one of the best parts about her speech was the straight face she managed to keep throughout the entire thing. Can you say incredible?
I probably shouldn't end this post without telling you the final point she made. She suggested that in order to keep this situation from escalating, and hopefully to help it to die down even, we stop buying up and building on the few areas of nature left. It doesn't cost anything to do nothing, after all.
All in all, epicness. See you tomorrow!
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