Fake Princess

Good afternoon, friends! Here is today's post, a bit late, but still counts, right?

This post is late because I spent the night with my pastor's family, and they don't have Internet connection or even cell phone connection. Not to mention it would have been a bit rude to ignore them even long enough to type up a post for you today.

But now I'm back, and I have got to tell you: last night, I slept the best I have in weeks!

You know the story of the princess and the pea? How a bed is made up all nice and soft so that it would grant anyone a terrific night's sleep, but with one imperfection: a pea is placed at the very bottom of the stack of mattresses, to distinguish the real princesses from the posers.

Well, I slept like a fake princess last night. The bed was sooooo comfy, and I was all nice and warm and not even my feet felt cold most of the night. And then when I woke up, I was ready to start the day! I didn't even get upset at the sun for waking me up before it was necessary to start getting ready for church, that's how great a night I had.

Do you think it's kind of weird? Until this morning, I completely agreed with the generality that you sleep better in your own bed.

Maybe it had something to do with the fact I was sleeping on two mattresses rather than just one. Maybe I should take the mattress that would be my roommate's if I had a roommate, and add that mattress underneath my own. Maybe...

Mwahaha, a fine idea! You've done it again, dear readers! What is it about you that helps me so much in so many ways? I don't understand it, but I do love it!